The Great Gatsby 2 by Ded Sullivan

Author:Ded Sullivan
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781678088842
Publisher: Ded Sullivan

So we beat on

boats against the current

borne back ceaselessly

into the past.

…

“Are you fucking okay dude” said Nick Carraway. Ten seconds had passed.

The Great Gatsby 2 was unconscious and had pissed himself.

~ CHAPTER 50 ~

INTERMISSION

~ CHAPTER 51 ~

“Jesus fucking christ I had the craziest idea,” said Bird. At this point the LSD had almost completely worn off.

Jacob sullivan was screaming something like “ANY GREAT QUESTIONS ON THE GREAT GATSBY 2? WE WROTE THE GREAT GATSBY TWO -- WE WROTE THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL!”

“Call Jack Powers,” Bird said.

“Every Zelda game now is a postapocalyptic game,” said Patrick Pinney. He had been absent from most of the writing of the novel as he had been at BLM protests. Colton Juuled.

“Tina! We are writing the next great American novel!” Jake shouted into the phone. “Do you have any ideas for more things the great gatsby 2 could do?”

“I’d love to see Great Gatsby 2 go skydiving”

Fuck all of these people, Chris thought. I don’t want to do this meta shit any more than anyone else.

Except it was kinda your idea, a second voice said in Chris’s head. He was a bipolar fruity loop.

“What if the next chapter is about Nick 3 choking to death on Ernest Hemingway’s cum and then Nick 4 shows up,” said Bird.

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